zero upstairs

Noun. An idiot, a moron, a dope.

Tom: "Billy, did you explain to Steve that Gilligan just NEVER gets off that island?"

Billy: "I tried to brozay, but you know Steve - he's a total zero upstairs."

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zero debation

when your mind is made up on a topic or if something is 100% going to happen.

Person 1: yo! is andrew going to get with that girl??

Person 2: zero debation.

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Zero Skateboards

Skateboard company started in 1996 by well-known skateboarder Jamie Thomas. Includes pros Chris Cole, James Brockman, John Rattray, Jamie Thomas, and Jon Allie. Ams include Tony Cervantes, Garrett Hill, Tommy Sandoval, and Sheldon Meleshinski. It is based out of Vista, California. Jamie Thomas also started Fallen Footwear & Apparel.

Zero Skateboards are my favorite boards to ride

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zero bullshit

At Slipknot concerts, during the song Spit It Out, Corey Taylor (lead vocals) tells the mosh pit to crouch down till the cue "jump the fuck up", when everyone goes crazy.

"Ok, it's time for zero bullshit! Everyone crouch the fuck down till I say "jump the fuck up!" You got that?" Then the song will continue, and everyone jumps at their cue.

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divide by zero

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.

You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz

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dividing by zero

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.

Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.

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Sub Zero

Is a Mortal Kombat ninja. His uniform is blue. Rival of Scorpion, this ninja uses the element of ice. He competed with Scorpion in MK1 for the cooler design... But they were nearly the same... Still, he's a classic, and what would Mortal Kombat be without him? He was re-invented in MK3 with a whole new look(without mask), which was also embellished in Deadly Alliance... A great character with some of the most memorable moves ever!

Sub Zero freezes Scorpion and he will break him.

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