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Oh his eyes, his eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
his hair, his hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
he's so beautiful
And I tell him every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment him
he wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think he don't see what I see
But every time he asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are
His nails, his nails
I could kiss them all day if he'd let me
His laugh, his laugh
he hates but I think its so sexy
he's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same
So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are
The way you are
The way you are
Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are
Barney Wood is the man that Identifies men
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Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.
Wow, that man is a dirty Barney.
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Also known as “Big dick Landen”. He acts like a retard most of the time. He is a vape god for sure. Careful when your around him he might vape in your face and give you that nicotine. Homie for sure.
Dude Landen Barney is a vape god and he is so sexy, am I right?
A drunken purple dinosaur that does sex with hot girls. He also murders children. He drinks wine 24/7.
Barney the Dumbstuff.
A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.
I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.
Barney is a dinosaur and he’s so hot I have a crush on him….
Woah your looking so hot today are you Barney the dino
The inventor of bro code and The Playbook.
The epitome of awesomeness.
Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it - Barney Stinson