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Step 1: Take a hit from a marijuana source
Step 2: Snort Alcohol off of a Shot Glass
Step 3: Take a Shot
Step 4: Chug a Beer
Step 5: Blow out the smoke
Step 6: Enjoy the wild sex that is thrown upon you after you accomplish this miraculous feat
Me and Con Bro Chill got so fucked up after doing a Gordon Bombay last weekend
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A British chief that screams to much and does know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.
Gordon Ramsey : “THE FUCK IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!”
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The Gordon is a very famous awesome guy! Ladies love him- boys do too ;). Aaron likes making pizza at giordonos. Why a famous celeb would like that idk man? I’m just the one making a definition about a celebrity. They also say that if Aaron Gordon jumps he will never come down.
Do you know Aaron Gordon?
No, whose that lol
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A beautiful and attractive girl. An individual who brings warmth, happiness and good music into the hearts and souls of everyone around her. She is a flawless specimen. There is no equal.
Day-keesha: Mmm. Gurl did you see what Isabel Gordon Is wearing?
Shayqueena: Gurl i know! that is fur realz cute on her.
Day-keesha: Gurl, errythang is cute awn her. She iz so flawless it is ridiculous.
Shayqueena: Gur; you know it.
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Dan Gordons usually have an elephant cock. They tuck it in down their pants because it is so enormous, it acts like a third leg. They usually enjoy fanny slapping any two hole meat wallets that get in his way, even if it's his teacher, mom or girlfriend. Just bam, hit em with a fanny slap.
Guy: Yo shit is that Dan Gordon?
Girl: Omg i gotta go he's gonna fanny slap me outta this earth
Guy 2: Is that a tree trunk in his pants?
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A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.
It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.
Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.
skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.
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The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)
Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot
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