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coconut gun

a weapon used by an ape that can win wars and the hearts of the ladies.

his coconut gun, can fire in spurts! if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! UNGH! D.K.! DONKEY KONG!

by the nhir July 2, 2017


jump the gun

to do something too soon, especially without thinking carefully about it (Originally used in sports contests that are started by firing a gun. If someone running in a race jumps the gun, they start running before the gun has been fired to start the race.)

He shouted at me before I had time to explain, but later he apologised for jumping the gun (jump the gun).

by nemez January 14, 2011

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gun control

Gun control is an idea constantly rejected by almost all republicans. They claim that they need to exercise their right to bear arms, because this apparently makes them and their country safer. This is simply bullshit.

Because the United States has about five times the suicides and five times the homicides related to firearms as other first world countries. No, that's not a a body count based on population, it's a percentage.

Basically, the fact that over a third of you have guns and practically no restrictions on them makes your country a hell of a scary place, for a developed nation. So, go ahead republicans, vote this down. But the truth stands!

Republican bullshit about gun laws causing violence is exactly that, bullshit. Go look up some information for yourself, you redneck idiots, and you will see that you are wrong.

Written by an unbiased Canadian who actually did some research on the subject of gun control in the US and world.

by DuncanD June 2, 2011

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derp gun

Derp Gun - A gun that causes a lot of damage with one shot, usually having a very long reload time and low penetration. Usually associated with short, High-caliber guns that load HE. Artillery guns are not considered derps (e.g. the 'derp gun' on the USSR tank KV-2).

The joy of the derp gun, is like the joy of s*x, but with explosions.

by Slagger42 May 16, 2014

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Kitchen Gun

Stand name: Kitchen Gun
Stand user: Derek Bum
Description: The user can fire at a dirty object to make it clean. But the object would probably be destroyed

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN! *kiss*

by stsgsjgartRayxRatydaszdwgks October 14, 2020


Chekhov's gun

A literary element that, at first, seems to have no purpose but is later revealed to be important to the plot. This is commonly thought of as a parallel of foreshadowing, but it is more properly interpreted as "do not include any unnecessary elements in a story."

The return of Carmelita Spats in The Slippery Slope after her seemingly unnecessary appearance in The Austere Academy is an example of Chekhov's gun.

"One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it." -Anton Chekhov

by Rising_Rose January 17, 2010

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gun lean

a dance in drill music (uk rap) that has you lifting your shoulders left, right, left, right, left right, left, right. however, if you do this on certain streets in london you could get shanked.

Isaiah: have you heard that new song by russ? gun lean?
Abdul: yeah, it's cold. just don't do the dance up north london.
Isaiah: why?
Abdul: you'll get dipped in a second
Isiah: oh

by derpsderps January 13, 2019

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