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The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself
Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol
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The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.
"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"
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When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
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Jeffrey the boiler man:
1) a man who came to fix the boiler during Nerimon (alex day)'s blog on blogtv for Chartjackers
2) a super hero in london
3) the Chartjackers official mascott
CHARTJACKERS!
boilerman : hi i'm here to fix your boiler
nerimon: oh hi
internet awesome peps: WE NEED TO NAME HIM, LETS CALL HIM JEFFREY, JEFFREY THE BOILER MAN
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Jeffrey alan woods or jeff the killer is real and you can't say otherwise
Jeffrey alan woods will murder me
The most amazing 7th grade math teacher in existence. He may have bad math jokes, but he has an amazing personality.
Mainly known as TJ.
T-Herbert Jeffrey, if you are reading this, thank you for teaching us.
(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.
Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?
Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.
Friend: Bad break bro.