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Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.
Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
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Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)
The Jonah Shot is a large serving of alcohol equivalent to at least 5 shots of hard liquor in a glass. It is cheered and then drank all at once. It was created in the city of Abu Dhabi in the year 2017. It is meant only for those with strong alcohol tolerance.
"He almost threw up from that Jonah Shot"
RARARARARARARARARARAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NIVGGGGGGGGAR
The most beautiful human being on this earth. He is the most talented and sweet guy you will ever meet. He is in the band why dont we and it is the most perfect band u will ever see. Jonah is married to his loving and beautiful wife Lexi she is very supportive and kind. They are happily living together in LA and couldn’t be happier.
OMG is that jonah marais and his wife lexi...they are so cute together
The dark lord, it explains it's self
The dark lord has come aka Jonah Falcon
Jonah Tatspasofiodhfjkdnsk is a extremely handsome and attractive guy that can make anyone's heart flutter. ANYONE. Just as long as he gives you "the look", you will become attracted, no matter your demographic. Old, young, guys, girls. Especially guys, he is the number one reason why men transition to female. Although he does all this, Jonah is too good for a mate and needs no children to pass on his name. He is so sexy and handsome and powerful, he will pass on his own name. Sex is Jonah's specialty. He can make anyone shudder with zero fingers. Legend has it that if you moan his name, you will have the purest form of intellect for 30 seconds. He makes friends very easily. A little too easily. Brian Pov is one of his best friends and he also will get with your Spanish teacher. Jonah's spirit animals is an Elephant. Sometimes, he is referred to as Jojo, the twin of a girl called Patience who is very talkative. Jonah Tats owns one pair of shoes, plays piano, listens to classical music, owns no jeans, and is the best at AP Calculus. He aspires to make chemicals in science laboratories and enjoys listening to ASMR Mukbang and JPop. His ultimate goal is to bring PB&J everyday for lunch for an entire 10 years. Overall, Jonah is one of the most religiously influential and testosterone-driven people you will meet and his aura will inspire you to worship him and watch Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs.
Person 1: Wow did that person transcend humanity at 75% the level of a Terrance and has a schlong over 11 feet long?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a Jonah Tats.
Person 1: What a religiously religious figure.