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When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com
Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.
When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.
A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!
Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.
When you have a couple where one person is a little bit on the chunkier side and the other is built like a stringbean therefore, when put together, they’d make the number 10.
Why did Claire go for John ? Did she really want to be in a Ten Couple with him
a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...
We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.
The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.
“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”