Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time
Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together
Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......
Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple
A couple is 2.. a few is 3... a couple few 5...
I'll be home in a couple-few
When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.
A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!
Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.
A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com
Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.
When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
Time when couples relax and snuggle. Only pecks no heavy kissing.
“Lets have couple time.”