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Craigslist Couple

Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time

Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together

Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......

Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple

by ThatThreeGuy May 1, 2015


Couple-Few

A couple is 2.. a few is 3... a couple few 5...

I'll be home in a couple-few

by OGJJP2 October 3, 2020


Couple Bubble

When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.

A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!

by mftmark June 1, 2011


dinky couple

Dual Income No Kids Yet

Tom & Anna are a dinky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want.

by The Good Negotiator October 24, 2015


wtf couple

A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com

Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.

by wtfcouple March 20, 2010


Half-couple

When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.

Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?

Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!

by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018


couple time

Time when couples relax and snuggle. Only pecks no heavy kissing.

Lets have couple time.”

by Camilrf April 1, 2018