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1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..
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Worse than simply stupid. A total idiot.
To call someone a donkey in many cultures means that person is an idiot. But donkeys are not necessarily stupid, and possibly quite intelligent, Them being equated to stupidity may have more to to do with their stubbornness and not stupidity. But calling someone a donkey has taken hold of in many cultures, including Western and Asian, to imply that person being called it is a stupid person or an idiot.
To then call someone a stupid donkey is like a double superlative, to mean that the person is a complete ass, or ridiculously and totally stupid.
George W Bush was one stupid donkey of a president.
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the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
Lucy was being a bitch so i gave her a lava donkey!
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someone that defends the company they work for EVEN when it’s in the wrong, mostly used for employees who keep on giving non-solutions and non-answers instead of admitting that the company they work for is garbage son of garbage and that there’s no solution for the problem you found in their product/service.
For example, Apple employees who say that Apple slows down your iPhone with new updates just to “reserve battery life” instead of saying that they’re tryna make you feel that your iPhone is old to trick you to buy the next iPhone.
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.
I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.