A wet shit as opposed to the juice of a wet shit
Bill has stomach pain and juice duece
another word used for poop
Person #1: "I have to poop so bad"
Person #2: "Have fun dropping a nicky duece"
Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.
when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"
when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.
Me- So did you get any last night.
P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.
Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"
I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.
When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".
"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"