A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits
A Fruit Threat
Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat
1. This describes the process of a flattulence attempt, the result is a ball of hard fecal matter forcefully excreted from the anus, into your Lane Bryants... this will smell horrible. It is named this for it can only be performed by an overweight woman named Sally.
Wow, the fruits of Sally were fuckin GREAT, I lost my lunch, but it was great!
it’s a way of life…
fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS
liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance
jenna: what’s a fruit ride??
liana: i said free ride….
jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A large, hairy, and overweight animal who loves to use racial slurs about people of African descent. Their symbol to each other is a fur hat with two horns.
The fruit yak insulted Elon Musk with his derogatory remarks about being African descent.
When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.
Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!
Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.
True Story
To Pimp Fruit, vegetables and herbs. Harvest at their prime and sell for maximum profitability
I'll pimp your fruit because I'm a Fruit Pimp
a slang term used to call a gay person.
That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.