grape

A person of little intelligence; perhaps their brain is the size of a "grape"; computer illiterate; one who spelling is very atrocious (example: payed instead of paid); usually a brunette girl.

"This girl is such a grape."

You will have a hard time talking to a grape. Its also very time consuming. Grapes are also easily identified.

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Grape

A term used when somebody gains access to your Google+ account, usually without your knowledge and adds an often amusing/rumour spreading/thought provoking update to your status for the world to see.

Grape; Graping; Graped

Hey, did you see on Google+ the other day, Sam is a Ladies man. "Yeah i heard about that, He got Graped."

Dude, that was one hell of a Grape the other day.

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Grape surgery

They did surgery on a grape. Beatiful meme created by @simpledorito on instagram. It contains a grape getting surgery

Grape surgery is a grape getting surgery
Me: dad, they did surgery on a grape?
Dad: yes son. They did surgery on a grape

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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.

grapes is a pr0g master

Grape Scrape

Common Marine Corps slang for getting a hair cut.

"I got my grape scraped last night, recruit style. Feels good!"

Grape Juggling

Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.

Roger couldn't wait to get home from work to let his wife so a little Grape Juggling.

Flanoss Grape

Another term which is often used for as ‘Potato Water Salmon Fish Head’ it is often taken as an insult.

Me: Mum! You’re such a little Flanoss grape!
Mum: I hate you