July 9

The day hell went loose

Bad bitches are only born in July 9

July 30

National cuddle day: cuddle with your partner

"hey it's July 30 so let's watch a movie and cuddle".

dirty julie

a girl who pretends to be innocent but masturbates all day and night

She's such a dirty Julie!"

July 19th

The Day a literal God was manifested into existence.

Guy: Man July 19th was CRAZY!
Girl: Witnessing the appearence of that omnipotent individual will make me continuously orgasm for the rest of my life

13 July

The day when a legend was born. You’re welcome, it’s a pleasure, don’t even mention it. ;)

13 July a King was born

July 6

july 6th is a national day to celebrate a very cool person’s birthday

is it your birthday on July 6 ?

yeah, how did you know?

you seem very cool so i just assumed!

July 30

If you know anybody with this birthday tell them they were made from a test tube because they either don’t exist or a perfect

Bruh your born on July 30 bruh you really do be fly