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Lake Bluff

A rich ass town full of hype beasts (who ACTUALLY own Yeezys) and ultra preppy douches. Be prepared to see every guy in Vineyard Vines and khakis, and every girl in Lululemon or Brandy Melville. Honestly the only good part is the parties. The houses are huge and the weed is banging.

I'm so glad I moved away from Lake Bluff.

by wtfareyoudoingwithyourlife December 14, 2018


Franklin Lakes

A small town with a bunch of rich assholes. Kids get bmws and mercedes and their crash car. They always compare how much money they have and think wycoff kids are wannabes. Parents will spend more money on their childs bar mitzvah then most spend on their wedding. They always have to prove they are wealthier. Families have a pool that they don't maintain them selves, but hire a mexican to do the hard labor for them. Their pool house is bigger then most houses in the world. You hang out at uncle louis after school and flip water bottles on the sign. You belong to itc and don't even know what shadow lake is. You don't care how much money you spend at the snack bar at itc because you don't car. You havent been to lets yo in 3 years. You go on a vacation every break and fly first class to stay at a 5 star resort. You've been prunked. You don't go to the chinese place in town and you are pissed that the barber shop in town closed. You have a cleaning lady that you don't know her name and you have a nanny to watch your children. You always go out to eat dinner. You start dating in 4th grade. You parents dont care about your grades or future. You have a ski pass to campgaw. You also have a membership to itc and never go there since you went away for the summer. You skipped class in middle school to go to mr colons class. You secretly hid your phone and felt like a bad ass. You call the teachers by their first name. You watch porn at a young age. You think you are on top of the world

Those Franklin Lakes hoes are bragging about their money.

by georgeofthenorth January 24, 2017


loot lake

A lake that that holds many valuables such as bandages, first aid kits, guns, gernades, traps, ammo, wood, bricks, and metal. This lake usually contains chests that could contain any of the items that were listed.

Would any of you be willing to go to loot lake later today.

by SableBiscuit943 January 16, 2018

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pompton Lakes

Small town in Passaic County, Northern Jersey, known for its marijuana, tunnels, and woods. Party here. Also known as Pompton.

They went to Pompton for that kegger last weekend.

Everyone wants to get out of Pompton Lakes as soon as they can.

by pompton laaaaakes February 21, 2010

59πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Lake Tahoe

Lake Tahoe is a freshwater lake in the Sierra Nevada, on the border between California and Nevada, with approximately two-thirds of the shoreline in California. During ski season, thousands of people from all over California, including Los Angeles, San Francisco, and San Jose, flock to the slopes for some of the best skiing in the world. Lake Tahoe, in addition to its panaramic beauty, is well known for its blizzards. It gets more snow than anywhere in the United States and more than 99% of the world.

Lake Tahoe is the best place to ski and snowboard!

by from Wikipedia December 25, 2005

67πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Lake People

(n) Genome of homo ertectus, typically thriving in the Midwest of the United States, can usually be distinguished by their lack of/ yellowing of teeth, sporadic covering with meaningless tattoos, and minimal clothing (see Wife Beater, Cut off shirt). Can be found in trailer parks, walmarts, and local lake β€œbeaches”, usually driving a Ford passenger vehicle (town car, crown Victoria, mustang, etc.) although typically claiming to be part of white supremacy gangs, will be blaring rap music/ Lil Nas X over blown out speakers and subwoofers. Diet consists of ramen noodles, totinos pizzas, and Monster energy drinks. Most smoke 100mm light cigarettes and flick the still burning butt with no regard to surroundings(in the water, on the road, into dry brush pile). And of course, if not slamming Monsters, can be found in the wild with a light beer in hand.

I wanted to go fish the creek this Memorial Day weekend, but it is infected with fucking lake people!

I went to Walmart to get some tackle for this weekend and spent 15 minutes in line behind a flock of fucking lake people buying Monsters on their EBT cards!

by KrayTom May 27, 2019

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


lake oswego

Oregon's Beverly Hills

1: My grandpa's got a house in Lake Oswego.
2: Who is he, Bill Gates?

by SeΓ±or Sanchez March 6, 2017

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž