Log cutter

your "butt hole". Your butt hole "cuts" feces
Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

Get out of my face or I'll make you lick my log cutter!

Stick your dick in my log cutter.

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corn log

a huge, thick peice of shit. when you touch it, it feels solid and not hollow.. it usually takes 2-5 flushes to get this bad boy in the ocean

george bush is such a corn log

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log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.

After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.

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log

Online geek talk for "lots of giggles".
A girly way of saying "lol" (laugh out loud).

Girly 1: "I think Bon Jovi is hot"
Girly 2: "log"
Girly 1: "log"

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re-log

when an online site wont load or loads the wrong pages and you need to log out and login again to fix it.

man my facebook confused its links so i had to re-log!

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Nyquil Log

Sickness can strike at any moment, in this modern world of fast-paced lifestyles and high-calorie Toasty Quizno's Torpedos.

The only way to ensure a quick rebound from ANY illness that trashes your system is to spring a comprehensive three-day Nyquil Implementation-Protection Situation, or NiPS

Following a stringent daily/Nightly intake of Water, Nyquil, High-Pulp Orange Juice, and Safeway's Signature Spicy Basil Tomato Bisque; mixed with an unwaivering solid social-barrier of X-files and endless hours of unintelligible kaleidoscopic footage of 'Jazz - A Film by Ken Burn'

By the 3rd day of infection one can be assured that a king-hell move of good-health shall force the cause and source of the problem inadvertently deep into a stomach, liberally coated with Nyquil's best and brightest.

The ensuing movement will bring upon a most glorious shit. The Nyquil log, depending on the flavor of your choice, will be green and blue of the deepest pastels. The texture soft, like a fine woven-basket. Rest assured, the evils of the common flu or even tuberculosis will be cured locked away within this hefty guardian-angel of a shitball.

(Also see. Robotripping)

Hey Man, didn't you just get diagnosed with Avian influenza

That was three days ago, by quickly springing NiPS into action I was able to recover, and snapped a pic of my 4.2 lbs "Nyquil Log"

Damn Son... that's a blue shit!

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off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

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