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Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.
PERSON1: You know Martha Guadalupe Cisneros
PERSON2: YESS
PERSON1: I LOVE HER
When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.
I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'
Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.
I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.
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When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.
"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.
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A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
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Pulling out of something right before it mess up or fails.
Dude, You just pulled a Martha Stewart back there!
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When Martha no shower, but she did the do anyways.
YOU SMELL LIKE A FILTHY MARTHA STEWART
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