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while your girlfriend is sleeping, you shave her pubes, cum on her head and let the pubes stick to her head like extensions. When she wakes up and realizes, she'll look like a Scary Hairy Terry...
-Damn, son! I heard you gave your girl 'dat Hairy Terry!
-Word. She was one scary hairy terry.
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...died today. Let's stop arguing about her, all right? Be nice to one another.
Let her rest in peace, and hopefully her husband and parents can stop arguing over funeral arrangements.
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Driver of the #5 Kellogs Chevrolet in the Nextel Cup Series. Terry Labonte has won it all just about, and in 2003 rebounded with another win, and another top 10 finish. Terry Labonte is definetely one of the premiere drivers in NASCAR, and shouldnt dissapoint anyone in the future.
Terry Labonte is one of the best NASCAR drivers.
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Terry towelling is a soft material that is often used in baby nappies (or diapers).
By labelling someone a "terry cloth" you are indeed accusing them of being "very soft", or as eloquently put by Jim Jones at the end of Hate Me Now (a Nas diss by Cam'Ron ft Jim Jones), a "pussy ass nigga wit a dick".
Dipset bitch!
"You a terry cloth / That means very soft"
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a surprisingly impressive piece of information that, upon further inspection, reveals itself to be completely implausible and, upon even further inspection, blatantly false and borderline ludicrous.
Did you hear the latest Terry Fact? That there is more Monopoly money in the world than fiat currency?
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Central Alabama marijuana so strong, one toke can take down an entire boat crew. Characterized by foul odor, foul taste, hydroponically grown with magic frog urine and laced with cat tranquilizers. Typically found in the "Skeeter Leg".
When everyone came up missing, I went to the back of the boat and found them all passed out from smoking Terry Weed.
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It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."
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