Billy Mays

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.

Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!

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May 2

If your born on this day you a bad bitch and you the cutest person of em all!

Carly: when’s your birthday?
Noelle: may 2
Carly: you ah bad bitch, that’s why I fw chu!

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May 25

The best people are born! They have beautiful eyes, the best smile and the most amazing laugh you will ever hear. Their hair is flawless and nose is cute as a button. They have the most caring personality and are 1 in a billion. They are so sweet and the offspring of a true Goddess. You will be lucky to witness then

Oh my shortie is born on may 25 of course shes my definition of perfect

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May 9th

National sit on lap day!

girl 1: damn I wanna sit on his lap
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sit on lap day!
boy: come it's May 9th

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May 14

May 14 is the day of the softies. If your birthday is May 14 you are cute as fuck and if you were to walk outside somebody would fall in love with you and they will whisper to them self and say "DAMMMM THAT PERSON IS CUTE AS FUCK~" and then your school will blow up...

Wow it is May 14 and im cute as fuck.

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may 6

National Adopt a Puppy Day! Go to any shelter and adopt a puppy today!!!!!

Him: what’s today?
Me: why, it’s national adopt a puppy day!
Him: oh cool! But for real, what’s today?
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ... it’s May 6.

Him: Thank you

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May Run

An activity participated by many teenagers in Timmins Ontario, Canada. It is a long weekend in may where teenagers go in the bush all weekend, sleep in tents, get shitfaced and have the best time of their lives. This event takes place mainly because there is not much other things to do in Timmins.

Man I can't wait for may run I'm going to get so drunk!

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