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A Ferullo Stomach ache is when you’re enjoying a nice summer day at ferullo you’ve been there for 5 hours you’ve already drank three ice waters from Dunkin Donuts and it’s almost time to go home. All of a sudden your stomach starts to curddle and you can no longer stand up straight. You feel extraordinary pain in your abdomen area and you no longer can walk. You still have to bike home and you feel that with every step the poop is getting closer and closer to coming out. You are being tortured by time by trying to get home fast enough to let out this demon that is causing havoc in your lower intestine. Once you get home you sit on the toilet for 1 hour or more. Contemplating life. You feel sweaty so you take your shirt off then you get goose bumps and start to freeze so you put your shirt back on. You try to go on your phone to distract yourself from the immense amount of pain your stomach is in, but the pain is to great that you throw your phone down on the bathmat because nothing will help. As some points during the stomach ache you remember times of when you didn’t have this stomach ache. You start to appreciate the times of painless fun with your buds shooting hoops at ferullo. And you realize it was all the water that caused this. And you swear to never do it again. But you end up doing it the next day.
My ferullo stomach ache was so bad I curled up in a ball for 3 1/2 hours in my bed not being able to move.
Genious phrase invented by Zuzu the great of Leeds.When someone is just asking to be beaten either physically or in any sport or game that person can be referred to as being aching for a quaking. Its the same as hurtin for a squirtin but without the sexual reference and more physical and mental harm.
"Pipe down Adam...... seems to me like your just aching for a quaking"
"Shut Up Craig otherwise you'll be aching for a quaking soon.2
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Translating from Germain litterally as "Oh my God!". Note the backthroat sound in ‘ach’, same as in ‘ich’, ‘Loch Ness Monster’, and similar to ‘Chanukah’(note the 'C'). Like 'Kahnukah' though without the full 'K'..
“Ach mein Gott!!” Herr Scholtzer exclaimed.
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The last words of Saffi Eriksdotter.
Quoted on the Magic: The Gathering card "Lhurgoyf".
The phrase is directly on the fringe of pop culture, so saying it will prove to those around you that you are totally hip and might even get you laid - mostly likely by an ugly female nerd, but if you're the kind of guy that's saying "Ach! Hans, run!" to people, that's probably the best vagina you're capable of achieving anyway.
"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" - Saffi Eriksdotter, last words
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what people say when they're too dumb to know that its pronounced SHITAHKEY
jesus christ you people are stupid
leigh says: THIS RECIPE NEEDS SOME SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THOSE!?!?!
adrienne: no dumbass.
carley: HAHAHAH what?
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A girl that makes you uncomfortable to be around or talk to. Coined by Alex Arroyo at ELH
"Bro, did you see Emily the other day ? She lowkey made me stressed."
"Dude shes a tummy ache girl."
Yeah fam, Hella.
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the horrible feeling in ones stomach when there heart is broken
nothing i just got a heartbrake stomach ache
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