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A - "Oh look at that guy, you can tell from his attitude that he's come from the School of Mutual Admiration"
B - "I thought he went to QUT..."
A - " >_____> "
Is when you eat a row of different vaginas, buffet style, each with its own distinct ocean taste and smell.
I hooked up with three women. I lined them up in an admirals feast. I definitely tasted old shrimp, bad crab, and got some seaweed in my teeth
A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.
Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.
Cult like group where a variety of people around the world spend their times glazing a bunch of bums with cool coats from the popular manga One piece
- They put my friend in the mental asylum
- He probably pushes the admiral agenda
The strongest marine in one piece.
Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up