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After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.

Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"

by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017


after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen March 7, 2016


After while

Southern slang for something happening later on.

I'm in the mood for some chicken. Why don't we head on up to Hodak's after while?

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022


After Hours

The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The WeekndTesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.

Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”

Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”

by Supes_13 September 14, 2022


After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.

Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.

by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015


After-nuding

To have a nude afternoon together with good company, picnics, beach walks and other shenanigans. In particular relevant as part of the nudist community

Hey, let's go after-nuding together?

by Wildboltstorm October 7, 2020


After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!

I keep this shit after F

by TundraBoy September 13, 2017