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a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
A greeting that is very similar to Good Morning except is told when you or someone else wakes up in the Afternoon.
Good Aftering, how was your beauty sleep?
Southern slang for something happening later on.
I'm in the mood for some chicken. Why don't we head on up to Hodak's after while?
The eons of the night when everything begins to close and the intrusive thought start to kick in. Also a kick ass album by Abel ‘The Weeknd’ Tesfaye that saved 2020 from being the complete and utter muck it was.
Clock: 3:11 AM
Friend 1: “Man I’m hungry and everything is closed !”
Friend 2: “I know dude, it’s after hours now.”
Walt: “ Jesse..play Escape from LA from After Hours….even if we scare the hoes.”
A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.
Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.
To have a nude afternoon together with good company, picnics, beach walks and other shenanigans. In particular relevant as part of the nudist community
Hey, let's go after-nuding together?