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when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
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Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
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The sound one makes when there g-spot is being stimulated; Moaning; orgasm.
"My girlfriends G-alarm is so loud im glad she lives by herself"
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It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
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when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her
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The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.
The lunk alarm sounded when that guy clicked the SUBMIT button.
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when one has a shart attack and needs rescue so they pull the charm alarm
"John, pull the damn charm alarm youre having a shart attack"-PD Tom
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