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The act of a male jizzing in a girl's mouth so much that she passes out. Then you knock her down and ride her down the stares. Concrete stairs are insufficient.
Alaskan bobsleding was amazing last night
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When doing a girl from behind, and she reaches around and pulls the condom off and puts you back in her raw.
My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.
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An alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to Alaska. Much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
Mike: Yo man, I saw an alaskan firedragon flying over Cook Inlet!
Jon: You sure you didn't smoke to much dope?
Mike: No, I swear to god I saw It!!
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To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must take a shit on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all lubricated with the shit, you use it as a slip and slide.
Yo, I ain't paying for a slip 'n' slide, my girlfriends a midget and she's down to Alaskan Mudslide.
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Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.
Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"
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This is done by the man cumming on his hands and putting them over the girls ears while pumping the cum in the ear holes. This can be done vice versa.
Fuck, my girlfriend did the Alaskan Earmuffs on me and now I'm deaf from all that cum clogged in my ears.
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The act of jizzing on a straight female or a gay males toes and letting it dry like nail polish.
o girl i was so turned on last night when fred gave me an alaskan pedicure
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