I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

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taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

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Did I ask

A thing said by mostly middle schooler's that basically is a slang way of saying "why'd you tell me that, i didn't need to know that." but in more of a rude way

"Hey guess what i did? I went to a beach!! Yeah!!" Jamie said. Ron looked Jamie right in the eyes and said, "DID I ASK!!"

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Did I ask

The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.

John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything.
Daniel: Did I ask?

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The person who asked.

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.

Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

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Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

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Did I ask

If some one writes this they hate you and you should hate them . It is the most obnoxious thing ever

“I just got new shoes.” “did I ask.”

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