ass

something you sit on

girl: eww did you just fart?!?!
boy: no
*boy looks under cloth*
boy: no my ass just sat on it
girl: oooh thats still nasty

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ass

a donkey i think

I left the door open and my ass ate all my cocks...

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ass

The backside

a stupid person

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

I know someone else already posted these but they r cool

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ass

1. Another word for butt that people use more often for some reason. It's mainly used for being perverted (touching people :|)

Person1: I grabbed her ass.
Person2: If only she was carrying a baseball bat.

2. Dumb person. Very overused and not really for alot of good reasons. Also used as asshat, smartass, dumbass ect,.

Person2: Good morning Person1 :)
Person1: Stop being such an ass.
Person2: Wtf did I do? o_o'

3. Donkey or mule.

Person1: I rode an ass up a mountain.
Person2: I don't want to know o_o'

An ass is a person's behind or a mule.

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Ass

Straight up things to keep guys busy.

DAYMM!! Look at that ass!!

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-Ass

-Ass is the suffix you add onto the end of a verb to emphasize the verb itself. It is a commonly used American slang term.

Guy #1: "Hey you wanna come see Twilight with me this weekend?"

Guy #2: "No way, I'm not going to see some corny-ass vampire movie!"

Example 2

Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl over there."

Guy #2: "Damn, that is one fine-ass chick!"

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assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

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