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When you misspell avocado toast.
Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.
Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
someone who is annoying and needs to stop taking social media so bloody seriously
random: stop being and antisocial avocado
jake: did u just doxx me?!?!?
Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.
From a song by Dr.Reknaw
Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.
If you found this here are some steps
1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados
2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast
(While doing step 2 also do step 3)
3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT
4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel
5. Eat !
Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”