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A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
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1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.
"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"
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Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon
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to add bacon to anything, to express the undefinable
yes i'll have eggs, toast, and bacon. Bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. and bacon
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large scabs usually in a similar shape as a piece of bacon.
Hey Turtle, nice slab of bacon on that knee. Where did you biff?
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A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
"Hey, I heard that bacon chick was preggers."
"Really?"
"Yeah....Not surprising though LOL"
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Thang and Trina's get out of a lame convo card.
Guy 1 - "My parents died in a horrible car accident last night"
Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"
Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"
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