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When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood
"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"
A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.
Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!
A bagel covered in tomato sauce, cheese and what ever else you can think of and is toasted.
Can be eaten at any time of the day
The combination of a pizza and a bagel.
For our jewish friends.
Pizza in the morning.
Pizza in the evening.
Pizza at suppertime.
When pizzas on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
Mom go to shoppers and get some pizza bagels!
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a person who very strange or stupid
Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal
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A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"
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Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole
1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"
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