When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!
The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”
Mr. baguette is the founder of the bread army and is planning to take over servers in discord
ZwarteWolf: Oh hey it's Mr. Baguette
Mr. Baguette: B e c o m e b r e a d
an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
Dutch word for someone who's licking a baguette, used to disrespect the French
Die gast was echt een baguette likker.
Ik heb echt niks met die baguette likkers, kut Fransen