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e-bail

An improvement on the previously suggested 'email bail' (which, let's face it, is a mouthful), an e-bail is using an e-mail or other such electronic correspondence to cancel on a planned event.

Oh I can't believe it, she just e-bailed on me

by Mumuproductions July 28, 2008

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Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out shooting with intent to kill and no sympathy for the person.

"We Bail Out ClapEm, on my dead cousin" "He couldn't run"

by Killtecs December 24, 2024


Bail Out ClapEm

When you jump out a car shooting with intent to kill and no remorse for the person.

We Bail Out ClapEm On My Dead Cousin He Couldn't Run!!

by Killtecs December 24, 2024


Stella-bail

Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.

Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"

1 hour later:

Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"

Her friends: "Stella-bail!"

by stellalb November 4, 2019


Big Bail

Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

by Greg man November 25, 2022


stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016


off bail

Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.

Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.

by TC $eMIchi November 8, 2022