bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

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wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

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Bake up

when you awake out of a dead sleep, smoke a bowl/blunt and pass right back out

at about 3 am ii had a bake up and slept extra good till morning.

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rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

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His Bakeness

One who achieves a T. Bake or King status.

Yo, dat dude9-fo reps His Bakeness to the fullest son!

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bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

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fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

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