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When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.
Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!