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A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair
When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.
“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”
“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”
Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!