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A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.
Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."
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An individual, either male or female, who surreptitiously grips the ass of another person without permission.
I was at the club with my girlfiends and some booty baller pretended to bump into me; but he was cute so I kinda liked it.
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A player in the NBA that depicts acts of severe selfishness, negativity, stupidity, and criminality, and comprimises team chemistry on-court or off-court; a basketball player destroying his/her entire team's chances in winning basketball games and season success with means of fulfilling personal statistics, retarded playground moves, and not regarding the team game, during a live NBA game; obvious terrible decision making on part of the basketball player doing something that his not his strength at all when the shot clock is not less than 5 seconds.
Stephon Marbury is a nigga-baller because his offseason antics and incompetent play in 2007-2008 season on the New York Knicks have clearly led them to a very poor season.
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Originating from a term referring to a very talented basketball player, typically a pro or from "street ball", who lives lavishly--this phrase is commonly used to refer now to anyone who likes to "live large"
Lebron James is a "Big Baller"
Puff Daddy is a "Big Baller" (and a shot caller)
50 cent and Kanye are "Big Ballers"
Fat Joe is a REALLY BIG Baller
Your mom is a "Big Baller"
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1: A baby born into a very wealthy family.
2: A very short man that thinks he has mad skills.
Example 1: David Beckham's son is such a Baby Baller.
Example 2: Dude 1: Check out that shorty!
Dude 2: What a Baby Baller.
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a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means
Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.
Someone who is a "baller", but is first and foremost conscious of the environment.
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A cheapskate who is a poser "baller" and uses the environment as his excuse.
Little known fact:
One of the first known Eco-Ballers was Thurston Howell III of Gilligan's island. He was totally green and everything was environmentally conscious, but he still kept it baller.
"I always keep it Eco-baller. I was going to buy a Bentley, but I want to lower my carbon footprint so I bought this sweet Prius instead."
"When I'm at the club, of course I could pop bottles of Cristal, but they don't use recycled bottles....so I'm drinking water instead."
"I dropped $8000 at the Luis Vuitton store, but I just wore it / carried it out. I don't get bags because that's just not green"