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A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...
1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.
2. Farts are included.
3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.
4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.
Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*
Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!
The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.
I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.
Those two black ass bitches had a battle of the booties!
A tiny scar or mark that a bro likes to point out and pretend is hardcore even though he got it from eating shit off a ten inch hight dirt ramp.
Bro: dude you should see my battle scars
Guy: oh, how'd you get that?
Bro: uhhh.... you know....
A piss battle can be one of several types of piss oriented competition.
1. The contestants simply see who pisses farther...or pisses more. AKA a pissing contest.
2. The two contenders attach their urinary tracts via some form of tube with the use of a waterproofing substance and a glue of some sort. The two people proceed to drink a defined amount of a liquid (say one gallon per person or something of the sort)...then the waiting begins.
The two people then begin to piss. As the urge to urinate increases an epic piss battle begins to ensue. The golden liquid will then be pushed between the two people until eventually one of the combatant's bladders bursts. (More liquid may be ingested by combatants if a stalemate ensues or if not enough liquid is present for a bladder bursting...or surrender.)
History: Piss battles have been an effective way of testing the manhood of males for centuries. Since the prowess in battle is directly linked to the genitals of the combatant, the winner is said to be more sexually potent then the loser.
Piss battles rarely end with death as it takes a surprising amount of pressure to burst the bladder. The ones that DO end in death are particularly heinous. The victim will endure crippling pain and if untreated immediately setpic shock.
Piss battles are known to cause cancer in the state of California.
A humorous Pokémon parody. It's like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the Pokémon games are narrated. Other than that, it has little to do with Pokémon.
NARRATOR appeared!
Anonoymous: What the hell's going on here?
ANONOYMOUS doesn't get the CONCEPT of POKé BATTLES!
NARRATOR used THUNDER!
ANONOYMOUS fainted. Use next Pokémon?
Military speak for the daily/weekly meetings, briefs, and products that must be delivered/attended.
Very popular among those O-5 and above. It makes them feel more tactical in the rigmarole to which they subject themselves and their subordinates. Also very popular in staff work, but is still making its way down to smaller units.
Most of the heavy lifting that maintains the "battle rhythm" is accomplished by junior officers who begrudgingly make it happen.
A true sign of bloated bureaucracy that would hopefully be discarded in the event of a war for survival, not interests.
CO: "I like this PowerPoint slide you created depicting the current baby duck force laydown, we should add that to our battle rhythm. I want to see it every Wednesday by 1600."
LT: "Aye sir."