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someone's got jokes

Response for when someone says something they thought was really witty, when in fact, it was not.

Jeff: This song is about hope
Sarah: This song's about your mom!
Justin: Someone's got jokes!

by the pants of randy July 8, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Giving someone the business

Giving someone a hard time or trouble. Often mis accredited to the 1986 football game call, but is actually a much older term.

For an earlier reference see "Twilight Zone - What you Need"

"Patience, thats another thing that you need Mr. Renard, patience"

"What are you doin, givin me the business!?!"

could be substituted for giving someone the business

by Tha Ape December 11, 2008

67๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


breaking someone's heart

Breaking someone's heart is the hardest thing you will ever have to do. You have to live with the worst pain, remembering every second, the memories you had with that person and not understanding how you can hurt someone you cared so much about. Even the thought of them makes you sad. You make yourself feel pain because you feel like you deserve it. But you really do deserve it. Sometimes you just break down crying thinking about the pain you put them through. You can never take it back or change anything, and that's the worst part. You regret having those feelings for another person, making yourself hurt the one you were with before, and breaking there heart. You wish that you were the one getting your heart broken, not them, because you cant live with yourself now. You just wish you could take back where you went wrong.

dang, breaking someone's heart sucks.

by mandapanda21 April 19, 2009

71๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


to stefan someone

To stefan someone means that you will say "if u want to" to a question, where you actually wanted to say "yes".

"Do you wanna go on a date with me?"
"If u want to"
"Man, don't stefan me"

that's the to stefan someone

by rini May 1, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alec Baldwinning someone

To Alec Baldwin someone is to accidentially shoot someone in the face due to bad gun and/or trigger mangement.

Last night Wayne went to the gun-range. He showed no respect for trigger management and might end up alec baldwinning someone.

by wannie87 February 3, 2022


Checking someone out

The act of optically examining someone you find attractive.

Daryl.. We been together for 3 years and still I catch you like every other day checking someone out.

by Rammathorn January 19, 2018

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cry on someones shoulder

to cry in front of someone to be pitied
to actually cry on someone's shoulder
to have someone comfort you in times of sorrow

something caused my friend to cry on someones shoulder

by *^&%#$ May 13, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž