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When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.
Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!
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This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.
My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.
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Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.
"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan
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Clay Beads, a bead made out of clay to make gorgeous braclet sold on Etsy and only social media platforms, they can come in all different shades of colors
Bestie: “ do you like my clay beads braclet?”
Other Bestie:” yes it’s so cute, I love that pink on you!”
Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV
"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"
Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.