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A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.
“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”
A white person, because we all know white people pay for and own bikes.
That bike owner is such a hardworking, valued member of society.
A term utilized in description of hitting it from the back. Can be connected with breaking a new bike in.
“Lil Shorty hopped off the McDonalds shift and I told her I was tryna beat that bike in”
Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.
Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again
When you are no longer able to take a certain route on your bike, it messes up your bike shui and you refuse to even ride your bike.
Justin used to take his bike to the UMC but then they closed his route, so he just walks now. It totally messed up his bike shui.
A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.