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Blackout Bingo

Getting completely annihilated to the point of blackout (complete memory loss). The Bingo portion refers to the excercise of attempting to patch together the activities of a drunk-runaway with only fractured memories and input from others.

I was at a staff Christmas party, vaguely recall wrestling my boss, got in a cab, woke up on an unfamiliar front lawn, recall flaging down a cop car for a ride home, woke up on the couch with peanut butter on the counter, the floor, my pants & the bread maker obvious sustained an impact. Bruising later determines its was an elbow... Blackout Bingo.

by The thirsty fisherman February 7, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackout Bucks

Money one unknowingly spends, or will spend while blacked out.

Yeah son, I got paid last thursday, went to the Sigma Phi party that night with two grand in my wallet, and woke up the next morning in Michelle's bed with 800 dollars gone. LaShawn told me we went to Foxwoods and I blew it all on the slot machines. With the blackout bucks I lose, I should probably just not carry money around anymore.

by Albert Brady January 15, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackout Beasley

a women that get very intoxicated from minimal amouts of liquor and becomes very crude, violent and does rediculous things.

-" HOLY FUCK, last night i pulled a Blackout Beasley and got roasted" - classic "BlackoutBeasley"

by blackout beasley February 26, 2012

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


blackout toodles

a sub-conscious state of mind and body induced by unwarranted consumption of cheap alcohol (usually karkov and natty light). symptoms include: red, itchy, and inflamed eyes; inability to formulate reasonably intelligent sentences; drunken uncontrollable rage against personal property thieves; droopy eye lids that give off the appearance of extreme fatigue; general misunderstanding of normally accepted social etiquette; poor judgement and decision making when dealing with members of the opposite sex, often leading to regrettable hook-ups; and a tendency to kick, tackle, choke, or punch unsuspecting innocent standbyers.

Hey man check out your boy brandon right now. He's gone straight blackout toodles... i know man. he does that freakin every single night he drinks. he can't handle his alcohol. what a bitch. goddamn blackout toodles.

by murpheee October 20, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackout shots

A shot of liquor that occurs near the end of a party when everyone involved is already significantly intoxicated. One genius gets the idea to consume more shots despite the knowledge that these shots will result in blackout drunkenness.

Girl 1: โ€œWho is down for blackout shots?!โ€
Guy 1:โ€œSooooo downโ€

by anthUBC2010-Blackout shots October 5, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


blackout sunday

every sunday you drink until you blackout. pretty much self explanitory.

Man, my boyfriend broke up with me and my dog died..im sure glad its blackout sunday.

by Clydsdale July 5, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blackout Date

Commonly misued by airlines and credit card companys, a blackout date is the action of taking a girl out on some sort of date which has the sole purpose of getting her blacked out so she will engage in activites she normally wouldn't agree to. This can be done the traditional way with dinner at a nice restaurant involving many glasses of wine, followed by drinks at a bar until the desired amount of word slurrage and stumbling occurs. Other non-traditional methods include inviting a girl on a date, having her meet you at your house and then feeding her "pre-dinner" shots and drinks until she's agreeing with your notion to "stay in".

Guy 1: "I can't believe Amy agreed to go out with you, where're you taking her?"
Guy 2: "Probably to Vallarta's to get some 60oz margaritas and some chips, if she's lucky"
Guy 1: "So it's a blackout date then?"
Guy 2: "You know it, I'll have the end of the night video ready by tomorrow afternoon"
Guy 1: "Great Success!"

by SirChris November 20, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž