blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :
I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you
example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...
###### Someone said cocks?
##### - Cabbage
#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head
########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.
I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.
BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer
person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?
*clicks link*
“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE
ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”
person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(
In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered
Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.
I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.
The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.
Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?