A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.
I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!
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The mucus coming out of your nose.
p1: A---a----CHOO!!!
p2- Ah, bless you.
p1: thanks.
p2: um... you have bless running down your nose.
p1: oh... um... I'll get a um...
p2: Tissue
p1: tissue, yeah... bye.
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A back-handed blessing for an annoying sneezer.
Jack, disgustingly: "Atchoo!"
Bob, disgusted: "Bless off, Jack!"
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"Bless Me" is used jokingly, or not, when asking for sexual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. This is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.
John: Hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
Katie: A movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
John: Oh, it's not your pants, but that cute little uniform I'm interested in. Bless me baby!
Katie: John, you're a pig.
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‘bless wagwan’ is ‘bless’ and ‘wagwan’ merged. But don’t get fooled even though they are merged they form a new definition, which has lost a lot of meaning through out time. But it generally translates to one of three things:
1) Haven’t talked in time how are you doing?
2) Shut the fuck up.
3) Used instead of ‘ummmmm’
It is generally used by big hairy men, wearing a man bag, lighting up a spliff.
Dealer: ‘bless wagwan, what do you want?’
Buyer: ‘three loud and a bit of white’
Dealer: ‘ight snm we copped a new shipment of loud’
Buyer: ‘bless wagwan give me it already’
Dealer: ‘sorry, don’t get loud with me ill shank you. This white ain’t high quality’
Buyer: ‘bless wagwan … leave it out den’
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The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.
Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.
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