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Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.
You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob
Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.
Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.
A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
when someone dares to suck your blob
hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *
The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so
attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.
Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!
Someone who is a cheapskate on a date.
"OMG I went on a date with a seal and I had to buy the chips."
"Wow what a flubber blob."
an idiot who wrote this definition
Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"