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The act of a blumpkin (when a female factor performs oral on a male factor during the process of defecation) and the male factor sneezes, causing sensory overload, and the heart may even possibly stop beating. Blumpkin supremes also require at least eight straight minutes of the performance, optional switching of the positions, and all-out screaming and yelling
kyle received a hxc blumpkin supreme and was rushed to the hospital, to quickly be revived by nurse alanna.
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The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).
Bryan: Whoa! You look you happy
Jake: I just got the best Blumpkin Jack from LVG!
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When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.
Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .
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The act of receiving a blow job while defecating on the person's chest.
Things got pretty messy after that Buffalo Blumpkin she gave me.
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This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.
The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.
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The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.
Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.
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a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.
while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.
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