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“Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
A racist, white piece of trash.
Typically found in their natural habitat (Houso’s) you can find a bogan drinking a VB and swearing and abusing any innocent dark skinned man/women or boy/girl that happens to walk in their sight.
P.s: if confronted by a bogan, don’t try to have an intellectual conversation, it’ll anger the strange creature, instead just point him in the direction of the nearest Centrelink or tobacconist.
(Can be found with a mullet not so gracefully flowing in the wind).
The bogan Couldn’t afford darts for his 14 year old daughter...
A middle age Australian man. Usually has a beard and loves beer. Swears A LOT.
Friend: Oi mate is that your dad
Son: Um Yeah why
Friend: Hes such a Bogan
Son: Yeah so embrassing.
Typically used to describe people in the working class of Australia. However most Australians have multiple bogan traits such as (drinks fridge in garage, alcohol brand merchandise displayed in house, framed sports jersey, broken car in front lawn, flag or towel used as curtain/sunshade, glass outdoor dining set, extravagant home theatre/sound system) while they have an attitude of superiority to the fair dinkum bogans. Bogans are loud boisterous, foul mouthed but also generally friendly and accepting, will always be down for a drink and a barbecue.
“Those new neighbours are bogan as, thought this area was supposed to be classy” Sarah said. “Nah I met them earlier today the guys name is Shano. Friendly guy invited us over for a housewarming party. Reckon we should go tbh” said Steven.
A person who is walks around streets trying to look cool and smoke and will most likely drive a skyline
look at that bogan in his skyline
an uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status. Can also be used as an insult.
Commonly used in Australia.
Ah mate, that bogan chucked me stubby out the window
A bogan is a term used for a ratty south Australia man who loves drinking vb longnecks at 10 to 12 in the fucking morning and has a beauty of a mullet. Men like this usually have no teeth to spare because as young kids the took cheap handfuls of speed and bashed others who were going through the same depression as them.
Oi I saw a massive bogan yesterday he was pissed on vb and had bags of speed hanging out of his pocket, he had no teeth and had a massive mullet. He had a name tag on I’m pretty sure it read “Callum Sullivan”