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Usain Bolt Challenge

When you do a lap around your house while jerking off real fast and when you nut you make the pose Usain Bolt does.

Bro I just did the Usain Bolt Challenge yesterday, it was banger lmao.

by Yeetyfeety December 20, 2017


Bolt from the blue

When something/someone comes out of nowhere.

"I sit there and this random guy bolt from the blue".

by 20042011 September 7, 2016

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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.

"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"

by QuinnyT October 27, 2009

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Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies March 12, 2014

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Volt-N-Bolt

The act of charging an electric vehicle for a short amount of time specifically to finish a journey.

"Just gotta do a quick volt-N-bolt and I'll be on my way"

by BeekayMK November 3, 2021


bolted down carnival

A permanent amusement park that consists of mobile carnival equipment bolted permanently into place.

Adventureland in Long Island, NY.
Camp Minnie Mickey in Walt Disney World, Florida.
Dorney Park in Pennsylvania in the 1980s.

My brother got killed when the spookhouse at the bolted down carnival caught fire.

by Chainsman August 24, 2009

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rusty bolt hole

anal cavity or at least a dirty one

I want to stick my tool in your rusty bolt hole

by nick prince May 31, 2008

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