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1. time additional to the time that has been planned or paid for.
2. a regular promotion at Clinique counters where you buy two skincare products you were planning to buy anyway and get yet another cheap make-up bag full of samples.
3. the moment you discover that the sweet, handsome, kind and amusing guy you've been dating happens to be hung like a horse.
1. "More than a month into bonus time after a successful primary mission on Mars, NASA's Spirit rover has sighted possibly layered rock in hills just ahead."
2. "It's Bonus Time at the Clinique counters at participating Dillard's in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma and the Memphis, TN area."
3. "WOAH!!!......marry me, baby."
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A bust bonus is given to the father after the mother confirms she's pregnant. It’s similar to a push gift for the mother after she’s given birth to the baby.
Did you get your wife a push gift for giving birth to your son? No, she never gave me a bust bonus!
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When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.
Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.
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-When you offer someone happy birthday congratulations on day which is not of their birth
-Often inciting accidental joy
-Anniversary of nothing relevant to the recipient
"Hey, happy birthday!"
"My birthday is in October"
"It's your Bonus Birthday dick brain"
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first cousins (children of siblings who share the same grandparents and 1/8 of their genes) who are also close friends.
Going out with my bonus cousin tonight. I wonder whose going to babysit us?
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A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.
Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend
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A rare and wonderful phenomenon whereby a woman experiences a complete and quiet orgasm after her partner has ejaculated and is laying motionless on top of her with his penis throbbing gently deep inside her.
He watched her in amazement has she achieved a bonus orgasm after an intense morning of passionate love-making.
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