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Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery

β€œThat poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”

by Amasfishtank April 15, 2023


Whistle booger

The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.

As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.

by Sweatpantsjohnson March 11, 2017


bong booger

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.

Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)

by Biggalo December 24, 2007

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North August 4, 2008

139πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


booger nugget

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.

My nose was really bothering me until I picked that big booger nugget out.

by gnuosphere June 29, 2011

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Snow Booger

The snow that accumulates behind of the tires of a car.

Hey, kick that snow booger off my tire!

by Whaaaa?!27 January 12, 2011

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž