Brandie

A male or female (gender neutral) who is all about “the presentation” of themselves and/or their kids, partner, pet, spouse (family) etc... wearing ONLY brand name clothing, sunglasses, purses, etc

That girl I met today was very “brandie” she was sporting Ray-bans,an Abercrombie T-shirt , North Face jacket, Ugg boots, an Apple Watch and a Kate Spade purse!

brandis smith

brandis smith means the coolest guys out there

girl: who’s that? he seems really cool
guy: oh that’s just brandis smith

Brandi Waugh

Brandi Waugh
/adjective/
( brand-y _ waugh )
a word ( usually placed before a vulgar action ) used to eventuate an action with great displeasure and haste.

I’m about to Brandi Waugh shit my pants.

Brandy Wise

The act of yeeting a bottle of Brandy at some poor guy after stuffing the bottle full of shit.

Man, I totally don't regret hitting that dick with a Brandy Wise.

Bro, that dude got smacked in the face with a Brandy Wise.

brandy merry

A brandy merry is a creature that resides in the high desert of the Colorado's, with a complex diet of chicken nuggets and hot dog water .

What a brandy merry!

Wolf Brandies

A horribly gruesome case of runny chunky trots that looks like Wolf Brand Chili (with or without beans depending on consistency). There are 3 levels of “The Wolf Brandies” - no beans, mild, and spicy.

Burl: Bro I just ate 5 quadruple layer burritos from Toxic Hell...where’s your bathroom?
Chance: Ya, I totally smelled those rancid farts you’ve been blowin in my direction. It’s down the hall and to the left.
Burl: Thanks dude. I feel a horrible case of the Wolf Brandies coming on...EXTRA SPICY.

Brandi

A hypochondriac that exaggerate everything

Hey Noah, your step mom is a Brandi