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Brazilians have one of the biggest cocks in the entire World, the Brazilian cock is 17,5cm long and 14,5cm thick (average).
Omg you're brazilian cock is so big
When you the server you are connected to in a video game has extremely high ping.
"What the hell man, why do I keep on skipping back and forth?"
"Nah dude, chill. It's because were on Brazilian Servers."
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What Brazilians do when designing or building anything. They get fucked up on multiple kegs and it gets freaky. They even get fucked up when designing shit for aviation, especially autopilots.
Bet those guys had a Brazilian Kegger last nigh… this shit is faaaahhhccckkkked!
Our autopilot is swerving like a madman after a Brazilian Kegger! We’re fucked big time!
The cowgirl is a sex position where the girl is on top of the guy, fucking him while jumping on his penis
Last night a girl broke my dick while giving me the brazilian cowgirl.
The razor one uses to shave their genitals.
"dude, I can't believe you used my Brazilian lawnmower on your face."
When a Brazilian female ensnares a young, naïve male in her metaphorical web, which inevitably leads to the male ending up robbed, stabbed and naked in a ditch somewhere.
She uses different methods to ensure this process, most common however, is when the female uses the promise of nuts to her advantage.
1: Dude, where's Nicholas
2: Ah, he's in Paris. The Brazilian Switcheroo and all
1: rip
Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.
"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam