brok/broke

To be completely off your head due to alcohol or drugs.

Oh my god! That guy over there is totally brok/broke!

Hiiya baybeeeee, I'm brok/broke!

ADD broke

So broke you can't even pay attention.

Lend me $20?
Dude, I'm ADD broke, & that's serious broke -- I can't even afford to pay attention. . . oh, look, a quarter!

broke Friday

The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.

Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"

hella broke

When you have no money and have minimal to no income for the foreseeable future. This could be due to not having a job, or simply spending all of your money on aftermarket parts for your car, or electronics. You're not just broke, you're hella broke. You do not want to have any expenses incurred during this time.

See ballin on a budget.

A: Hey man, wanna hit up the club tonight?
B: Naw dogg, I'm hella broke. Can't do shit.

Tuner car decal: Don't pull me over... I'm HELLABROKE

Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.

I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

Gucci Broke

From a track of Gucci Crew II (Old School)
To have expensive stuff, but always without money.

"Man, gimme a dolla for a drink, I Gucci Broke." Asked while wearing designer clothes and shoes, driving a Merc.